Gastrogasm

The sensation you have when eating large amounts of exceptionally delicious and extremely decadent cuisine. Basically, an orgasm brought on by eating great food.

Man, that risotto is soooo good, I'm having a gastrogasm.

Gastrogasm by The St. James Girls April 4, 2011

Gastrogasm

A culinary-induced orgasm, usually requiring a post-mastication cigarette to intensify the effect.

1) Geoffrey: "Those crab puffs made me make white in my pants!"
Chuck: "Oh, you just experienced a gastrogasm!"

2) Even if my girlfriend cooks naked and gives me head, her food never gives me a gastrogasm.

Gastrogasm by Jules and Spence January 18, 2009

gastrovascular 

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.

"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

gastrovascular by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011

Gastrorgasm

The state of complete joy and ecstasy from eating a delicious piece of food.

(1) You should try the grilled corn from Cafe Habana in New York; it'll give you the craziest gastrorgasm ever.

(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.

Gastrorgasm by makalive45 December 11, 2009

gastrognome 

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.

Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*

gastrognome by jwgrooves March 20, 2011

gastrotastrophe

A combination of the words gastronomy and catastrophe; a gastrotastrophe is meal so ruinous with grease, fat, salt and/or hot sauce that you can actually feel your stomach lining peel away like old wall paper, simply at the sight of it. A gastrotastrophe is the culinary equivalent of the kind of thing Harry Truman would order to end a war.

Gary ate 7 pork rind tacos last night and then washed it all down with 9 'Mocha-Madness Mountain Dews" and a funnel cake. It was a gastrotastrophe. He's still on the toilet with a bowl of ice.

gastrotastrophe by Yadre Wolf February 2, 2009

gastrocasual

A restaurant with a serious attitude to the food ('gastronomy') and a casual feel to the physical space and aesthetics.

I am really engaged with the gastrocasual trend occurring on the Los Angeles dining scene. Serious restaurateurs are placing innovative menus into relaxed, casual spaces. The aesthetics are stylish but casual, reflecting the attire of the consumer. Diners and patrons no longer want to dress up to enjoy fine dining, and creative chefs and restaurateurs are responding with great food in a relaxed space.

gastrocasual by theDukeofLA March 27, 2011