phat head 

Term to describe a person with affection

I love you phat head.

phat head by hj3 January 9, 2009

'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper 

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.

1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.

'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper by Fuckin Chad July 6, 2008

phat headies

An extension to normal head jobs AKA blow jobs. Phat headies are the coolest most exciting head jobs available and are continually sought after by the male population

man we hit all the clubs last night looking for some phat headies

phat headies by JG77789 October 16, 2006