goat monkey 

When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.

Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?

goat monkey by Wallabear November 21, 2003

goat monkey 

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

goat monkey by housboggy November 5, 2003

Goat Money 

An party rockin' porno flick of rapidly edited cumshots and grindcore blast beats, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. All performers wear goat masks for the duration of the film in honour of our dark lord, Satan. Directed by the influential duo Hail Satan (experimental composer Luke R. Corrigan of Plush Kitty fame, Ursula Anvil of the Pillow Fight League)the piece stands as a grand accomplishment in the canon of modern cinema.

Asshole #1: "I love that part in Goat Money when the dude shoots his load all over that girl in the goat mask."

Asshole #2: "Oh, you mean EVERY scene."

Asshole #1: "Pfft... yeah probly."

Goat Money by Plush Kitty December 21, 2006

Goatmoney

Is an alternate way of saying 'The Pink Pound' referring how Gay men have more expenditure, due to the fact that they don't have to pay for a wife and kids.

That Joe Hedges is in the Goatmoney!

Goatmoney by tezzmandoo August 15, 2010

Goatmonkey 

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.

That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

Goatmonkey by Flummoxed budge nucket August 4, 2018