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Public Boner

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, receives an excitation of the genitals due to no discernible circumstance.
Don't stare too hard at those beautiful sexy girls, or you might end up with an epic public boner fail.
Public Boner by kotekecik December 14, 2011

PUBIC BONE 

A cleanly shaven minge
"I had a good gnaw on her pubic bone last night!"

pubic boner 

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner
bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look
pubic boner by konerrGAY November 15, 2021

publiciboner

A very apparent and public boner obtained while public speaking or generally while performing an act in front of the public without the protection of a podium, lectern or other similar furniture.
When performing cross examination the jury was appalled by the prosecutor's enormous publiciboner.
publiciboner by DA1984 June 22, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026