scalavino

Being obsessed and falling in love with someone that you just met regardless of distance.

My friend got all scalavino with a girl that lives in Delaware.

by k brooks January 15, 2009

3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.

Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino

by FAPED January 8, 2009

2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training

Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.

by FAPED January 8, 2009

Scalavino

someone with no formal artistic training (tinkle tinkle)

Damn i'm in deep Scalavino , my lite brite bulb went out , that dog lady in going to have my ass!!

by bleedsoe9mm January 8, 2009

Fred: "Look at that guy with the big nose"

Andy: "He must be one of those Scalavino people"

by FAPED January 7, 2009