Porkswoard

A certain part of the male body. Mostly seen flapping around when males are running. its rather discusting to the naked eye,its actually painful to see.

Porkswoard

Porkswoard by kaitbrit January 7, 2009

Porkward 

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

Porksword 

A penis

She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.

Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there

Porksword by Keso October 20, 2003

Porksword 

Slang word for a large penis.

Fred Stabbed Me With His Porksword!

Porksword by Jay-Fro June 26, 2006

PorkSword 

a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app

Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"

PorkSword by ShreksCrusader August 8, 2020

porkswordsmanship 

use of a porksword

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"

porkswordsmanship by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

Porkward 

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

Porkward by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011