A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.
Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.
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You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
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