marMUFFIN

A person charictarised by their inflated cheeks that match his/ her bum. These people may often have combed eyebrows that do match their hair (hence, the muffin is not matching its wrapping). People like this often suffer from papercuts due to others around them that are generally known as "twigs."

Marissa: Dude, i could use a bath, oh no! A twigger is here!
Twig:*Cuts*
Marissa/ marMUFFIN: OW. Fucking Twig.

marMUFFIN by Foigus January 5, 2009

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices

Egg mcmuffin is AMAZING

Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices

Egg McMuffin is AMAZING

Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

Maguffin 

An all encompassing part of speech meaning anything you’d like. Purported to be immature and despised by clerics and betrothed alike.

See also, maguffy, maguff, maguffed, maguffel, and maguffly

Here’s another elk maguffin right here.

I feel a little maguffy.

Maguffin by Maguffin123 September 29, 2020

MacGuffin 

in film, a plot device that has no specific meaning or purpose other than to advance the story; any situation that motivates the action of a film either artificially or substantively.

Originally coined by Alfred Hitchcock, based on a story where this device was used in a story set on a Scottish train.

(sometimes called a McGuffin)

The suitcase in Pulp Fiction is a modern example of a MacGuffin.

MacGuffin by soma616 May 16, 2006

McMuffin duffin 

Shoes that are weird versions of the original

Those new Jordan ones are McMuffin duffins

McMuffin duffin by Dmv prankster gangster February 4, 2021

Bitch McMuffin 

1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.

2. Girl who sells her body out for food

Dat girl goes to McDonald's and fucks the manager for free meals, what a bitch mcmuffin!

Bitch McMuffin by Tehgiz May 21, 2014