donkey lord 

A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.

Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .

The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.

donkey lord by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

DonkeylordGirl 

• A chill, kind, caring female friend.
• A girl who tries more than she should.
• Takes the blame on herself for the pain you put on her.
• She doesn't like telling you what's really on her mind.
• She has a nice ass.
• Her personality can be really confusing but kinda in a good way.
• Rather you be happy than herself.
• When being used as a title DonkeylordGirl would be a close female who is really shy but at the same time epic.
• Feels like she's suppose to help everyone with their problems causing hers to build up inside.

Mak: "Kassandra really is a DonkeylordGirl, isn't she?"

Vi: "Yeah, she does so much for everyone and yet has bigger things she should worry about."

DonkeylordGirl by DonkeylordGirl24 November 24, 2020

Donkeylord 

To be a extremely lazy and fat person. Usually ugly, has back, side, and front acne and also likes to play videos games 24/7.

Mike McCarthy is such a donkeylord... all he does in play video games and cut his carrot all day long.

Donkeylord by Joe Lue March 7, 2010