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Used in a Sienfeld Episode, because Jerry didn't know the name of his date, but he knew it rhymed with a part of the female anatomy.
"Hon, do you love me?"
"MM-hmm... mulva?"

"What??"

"nothing"
mulva by Mike Mesenbring November 16, 2004
What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.
"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"
mulva by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003
She rubbed my mulva for 12 minutes but complained the whole time.
Mulva by Bryan and Michelle December 31, 2008
Noun-
One sexual partner inserts a custard filled, long John doughnut into their anus. After this is completed, this sexual partner squeezes their anus as tightly as they can, thus squirting the custard out of their orifice. The other partner is patiently awaiting this culinary delight from below, with an open mouth. When the custard is caught , a Mulva has occurred.
Person one: "Hmmm ... I am feeling equal parts hungry and horny. How can I satisfy this complex craving all at one time?"
Person two: "Sounds like someone needs a Mulva!"
Person one: "Would you be willing to assist me with this Mulva?"
Person two: "Of course, I'm your wife and there is a box of long Johns right there."
Mulva by Tonyfromthatparty March 27, 2016