tweetnig

when you do better than someone in something.. whether it be athletics or academics

Deepak - I got a 95 on my test!
JaQuan - Aw man, I got a 64!
Deepak - (under his breath), I just tweetnigged JaQuan!

tweetnig by Crispak January 1, 2009

tweeting 

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

Free Range Tweeting 

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

Free Range Tweeting by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweeting 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

tweeting by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Air Tweeting 

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

Air Tweeting by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011

reality-tweeting 

Speaking words to another person. Conversating.

I ain't tweeted no shit in a while on account I've been "reality-tweeting" or "talking to other humans" as we called it back in the day of yore

reality-tweeting by Euphonious Munk June 14, 2011

tweeting around 

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

tweeting around by dog eats god May 15, 2011