dickwise
dickwise by rockstarRob December 27, 2008
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dickwife
noun.
A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
DickWipe
The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
DickWipe by Tommysalami May 23, 2008
dickwipe
v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe
v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.
adj. same concept as asswipe,
a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals
"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe
v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.
adj. same concept as asswipe,
a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals
"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.
p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.
title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"
adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.
title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"
adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe