roasted nut 

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

roasted nut by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

Roasted a nut 

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

Roasted a nut by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

roasted nuts 

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

roasted nuts by spoot September 11, 2006

honey roasted nuts

The act of dipping a males nuts in a jar of honey and teabag a girl. HAVING BEES IS A MUST. This was created by josh and emerson.

Mollie: Fuck last night sucked!!
Amber:Why?
Mollie:He let the bees go on me...honey roasted nuts!

honey roasted nuts by thebeeguys September 13, 2010

Oven Roasted Nuts 

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.

"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"

Oven Roasted Nuts by Reyx June 28, 2016

roasted nuts 

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.

roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.

roasted nuts by peppper March 29, 2010

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016