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Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box
Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
Jazz Balls by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008
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ball jazz 

1. the substance that coats an unwashed scrotum; consists of but is not liimited to boxer lint, buttcreep, gold bond paste and fart residue.
yo, I haven't taken a shower for a week, the ball jazz is outta control.
ball jazz by avisualperson July 30, 2007

square ball jazz 

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.
he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026