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Wivenhoe 

Small town in North East EssexUK.
The town is home to an abnormally high percentage of musicians, artists, actors, an assorted tv & media people.
The University of Essex sits at the top of the town, famous as a Communist stronghold in the 1960's - the town also was home to The Angry Brigade} at that time. The Wivenhoe Folk Club is recognised as one of the best in the country, and regularly attracts big name acts. Other Essex villages consider Wivenhoe to be full of drunks, layabouts, hippies, arty-farty types, Pot-Heads, gays, and prozac-dependants. Small wonder then, that it was recently rated as the second most [popular place to live in the whole of the UK.
Home to the Wivenhoe May Fair, an annual free one day music festival that attracts bands and punters from all over the country.
If you can't find a guitar player in Wivenhoe, then you're in the wrong damned town!
Wivenhoe by robboland65 December 22, 2008
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Wivenhoe 

A town famous for it's drinking.

"Wivenhoe, a small drinking village with a fishing problem."
"Wanna go out for a drink? "
"Let's hit Wivenhoe"
Wivenhoe by Merilian January 10, 2018

Wivenhoe Cold 

A hangover, especially one on a week day that prevents one from attending work, or greatly reduces one's productivity while at work. Named after the small drinking town of Wivenhoe, Essex, UK.
"I didn't get much done at work today. I went to the pub last night and had a terrible Wivenhoe Cold this morning."
Wivenhoe Cold by grimdownsouth July 22, 2012

Wivenhoe Vibes 

When you are tired of life... When everything seems too noisy, when you can't take it anymore

Then you go to a muddy trail of peace that takes your hardship away, you see the sunset befall Infront of your eyes... Is it heaven? Is it a gift from God? No it's the WIVENHOE VIBES
I was walking down the muddy trail and slipped cause of the WIVENHOE VIBES

I am riding a bike when I don't know how to ride it... It got stuck in mud but I am getting WIVENHOE VIBES here
Wivenhoe Vibes by NotSiam895 January 9, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026