"When he asked the boy if he would
like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.
"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man'
s fiancée at a bachelor party, on some
guy's table, fuckin' herself with a
beer bottle.
"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"