The furure world superpower. A massive, soon-to-be empire made up of Slovakia, Outer Mongolia, Mrs. Potocki's trailer, and other locales. Will form alliances with such obscure countries as
Jamaica and Taiwan (which IS a
country). Will have the greatest, yet most fucked-up military the world has ever
seen, with Sniggle Troops, Wheelchair Troops, Jihad Troops, Penguin Luftwaffe, and others. Will be led by Emperor Dave, until we coup him. Fear our coming.