Dick Cheesed

When one places his penis inside a bowl of Mac N' Cheese and pulls out to find their dick cheesed.

"Stick yo dick in dis Mac N' Cheese and get dick cheesed" - Cheesasaurus Rex

by Chizawsomeness Rex December 16, 2008

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.

(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

Dick cheese

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.

I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!

by dickcheese6969 June 7, 2016

dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

by goliathancient July 29, 2018