A large error. A mistake with large consequences.
Derived from Dave Cripps - chief disastoror extrodinaire.
Derived from Dave Cripps - chief disastoror extrodinaire.
by Dr Jones March 23, 2005
To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
person with cripps gene: the pc has stopped working!
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene
Cripps: that person drives like a goat.
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene
Cripps: that person drives like a goat.
by 01010101010101010 October 15, 2008
To be a complete and utter dobber. particularly when posting on an internet football forum. He likes to suck dick, particularly that of Scottish men named marc.
by bananananaman December 2, 2008
When beginner scooter/moped riders, accidentally use the throttle instead of the break and crash into hilarious objects such as gates.
He totally crippsed it into an elephant.
"Did you cripps it?" 'yeah... straight into side of a marshmallow factory'
"Did you cripps it?" 'yeah... straight into side of a marshmallow factory'
by Actionlow June 20, 2013
Probably a Crippled bitch with dementia and diagnosed with dumb cunt disorder. Has the brain of a pea and the humour of someone living in 2011. Prolly gonna get convicted for manslaughter if they become a nurse.
by Scholarpoo May 9, 2020
Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.
by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018
A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.
Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)
by Papasquatch October 18, 2015