purple dank

Bomb-ass weed from some mysterious country (perhaps jamaica?) that will knock you flat on your ass. It's said that only the biggest pot-heads are worthy to smoke it, and only the richest mutha-fuckas can afford it.

Charlie- Hey Coker, what weed you sellin'?

Coker- I got that purple dank.

Charlie- Damn son! You 'bout to make a dime! Can you cut a brother a deal?

Coker- Fuck you! I's tryin to run a business!

purple dank by coke-head December 15, 2008

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Purple dank

That shit bitch🤪

I need my purple dank

Purple dank by suckmydich March 31, 2020

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Smoke Dank Purple

Smoke Dank Purple (or SDP for short) is a phrase shouted every 4:20, wether it be PM or AM, in an as loud and extra way as possible. This phrase Originated at 21st street Co-op in Austin and has been shouted there every day since the early 2000's. It can also be heard around the city of Austin on special occasions such as Eeyore's Birthday Party or 4/20.

Benny: " Hey, it's 420"
Ashley: "Ohh shit!"

Benny and Ashley: "SSSSSSMMMMOOOOOOOKKKKEEEEEEE DDDAAAAAAAANNNKKK PUUURRRPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!"
Everyone: "Smoke Dank Purple!"

Smoke Dank Purple by Trustcece May 22, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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