An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.
by clinkclinkclink March 30, 2008
An amazingly awesome Microwaving scientist . Just thinking of him will put a smile on your face and make you want to jump on him (In a good way). He is very excepting of people and will welcome you with open arms to join his life.
by siswife3(Notarealsisterwife) January 7, 2012
An absolutely amazing guy that nobody could ever live without, as soon as you see them you'll fall in love with them. They are some of the most amazing people alive and rare too come across. If you meet one don't let them go Becuase you'll regret it.
by Lil.kat January 2, 2014
A unique and amazing man. Jory is way above average intellegence. He is determined and successful. A Jory is helpful and understanding. If you need someone to talk to, he is there to listen and is willing to talk about anything. he loves a good debate. He is good looking but has no idea. A Jory is an expert in bed and makes women orgasm like you've never experienced before. He is loyal and honest.
Jory makes one happy.
Jory makes one happy.
Girl #1: I'm dating Jory.
Girl #2: What? I'm so jealous! Jory is amazing!
Girl #1: Yea, he really is :)
Girl #2: What? I'm so jealous! Jory is amazing!
Girl #1: Yea, he really is :)
by CookieMonster109 February 3, 2010
A fictitious mammal with the ability to change between man and beast. In his man form he is a juggernaut with a heavy glow around him that emulates awesomeness,however in his beast form he is a clown fish...yes, just like in finding nemo. Not to exciting.
1:"Hey did you see Jory yesterday?"
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
by Jordog May 18, 2011
The most amazing boy in the entire world. Someone that no one that you can't help, but to love to death. He will always be my best friend. I love him.
by Smerica November 21, 2008
Joseph, "Man you look exhausted, you hungry?"
Fernando, "Nah, me and my girl just pulled a jory!!"
Joseph, "Shit yeah"
Fernando, "Nah, me and my girl just pulled a jory!!"
Joseph, "Shit yeah"
by Scott R. May 9, 2006