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Rule 79 states that if someone has said it on Live Wire, Anonymous Chris has said it first. There is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total faggot.
Member #1: "I'm going to spell 'fail' with 2 L's. I'll be the first to say it!"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"
Rule 79 by Anonymous7143 March 27, 2009
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Everyone,

Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention
Rule 79,5 is Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
Rule 79,5 by Gylpet February 27, 2026
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Rule 796 

Every image macro or .gif you have, no matter how weird or obscure, will become relevant at some point. 796 spells "gif" by letter number in alphabet.
"This girl lives across the street and she acts like a cat everyday whilst her mother is yelling at her..."

"I actually never expected to use this" -image of an emo girl acting like a cat with text: "It's not just a phase! I'm a cat mom, just accept it."-

Hah, rule 796
Rule 796 by aliquis August 13, 2012

Rule 796 

P1 I pwn you all
P2 Fuck off
P1 Rule 796
Rule 796 by wire4001 December 4, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026