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Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

Second-Hand Embarassment 

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

Embarassment 

The way people feel when they realise that they've been spelling embarrassed wrong their whole lives.
He felt embarassment that he had been spelling embarrassed with only one 'r'. Obviously he led an extremely interesting life.
Embarassment by coffeemist November 9, 2009

Second-hand Embarassment 

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

Retail Embarassment 

When somebody is shopping in a retail store, and a person (usually a curious or misbehaved child) presses a sound sample button with the intention of annoying /embarrassing nearby shoppers with the sound.
Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?

Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
Retail Embarassment by Pleco December 23, 2014

Embarasment 

1. Something that one, embarassingly, thinks is an embarassment, but isn't.

2. An embarassing spelling mistake.
"What an embarasment!"
Embarasment by sidney January 31, 2005