Totodile
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Totodile
One of the cutest Pokemon that bites everything. Don't capture this friendly ( DANGEROUS ) Pokemon, unless you want your dick bitten off.
Trainer: TOTODILE, I CHOOSE YOU!
Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*
TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...
Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*
TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...
Totodile by BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2018
Totodile
The 158th Pokémon in the National Pokédex. It is a Water type, originally found in the Johto region, and distributed there as one of the three starter Pokémon in Johto.
Totodile resembles a bipedal, blue crocodile with red spines on its back and tail.
Totodile resembles a bipedal, blue crocodile with red spines on its back and tail.
Totodile! I choose you!
Totodile by ILoveToSuckOldDicks December 18, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026