Poltertext Share definition Flag When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message. zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext! Poltertext by Alex McGie March 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Poltertext mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch