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HAND RAPE 

The act of someone either shaking your had or giving you change froma store where they purpously go out of their way to moleste, as if fingering you, the palm of your had. A rather creepy and violated feeling.
Sue: I met Tim at the party the other night and when he shook my hand he sorta finger fucked my palm

Jen: Oh my you were hand raped
HAND RAPE by Deeshady December 23, 2007

Hand Rape 

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.
Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?
Hand Rape by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

hand rape 

when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.
I was just hand raped. Help me
hand rape by The wenis master October 26, 2017

Hand/finger rape 

vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.
Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"
Hand/finger rape by Mr. DL April 12, 2014

handraper 

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.
Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch
handraper by Daniel April 21, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026