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Suffolk County

Pretty much the same thing as Nassau County except Suffolk County usually has bigger houses, bigger property sizes and more personal space since its further away from New York City.

Almost everybody here is either middle class or rich though there are some white trash areas further out east and a few hoods scattered throughout the county (but the few hoods here aren't even that bad or that poor).

Suffolk County by far has the nicest beaches since it's considered too far for NYC ppl to travel to (who rarely even leave their borough to begin with); most jam up Nassau County&Jersey Shore beaches since its closer to them.

The only con's are that you need a car to get around and things can get pretty boring quick.
Bob: Suffolk County is better than Nassau!

Ron: No, Nassau is better!

Tina: It depends on what you like, if being close to NYC is important than Nassau is better. If quality of life is more important than Suffolk wins by a landslide.
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Suffolk County

Suffolk County is the eastern part of Long Island, New York. It is area Code 631 and the population is 1,419,369. South Of Long Island Sound, East Of Nassau County, East Of Atlatic Ocean, North of Fire Island .The Major townships are Babylon, Brookhaven, East Hampton, Huntington, Islip, Riverhead, Shelter Island, Smithtown, Southampton, and Southold. There are some very nice rich parts such as North Huntington, East Hamptown, Northport, Manorville and others. There is also hoods such as Wyandanch, Brentwood, Central Islip, North Amityville, Huntington Station and Riverhead.

Demographics:

White (non-Hispanic)-69.4%
Black or african american-21.6%
Hispanic-7.9%
Asian-1.1%
American Indian-.01%

Median House Hold Income: $98,500 per year

Colleges: Suffolk County Community College, Dowling, New York Insitute Of Technology, SUNY Farmingdale and Long Island Universty (southhold campus)

Famous People: Mariah Carey, Alec Baldwin, Melissa Joan Hart, Kevin James, Lindsay Lohan, Rakim (rapper), Keith Murray (rapper) and Ralph Machio-just to name a few.

Malls: SmithHaven Mall, Walt Whitman Mall, Bayshore Mall, Tanger Outlets, Broadway Mall & Sunrise Mall.

Resturants: Tellers in Islip, Mama Lombardi's in Holbrook, The Snapper Inn located along Connetquot river, Bestio's Mexican Resturant in Huntington and J&R's Steak House-All Recomended Resturants.
Yo i was over in suffolk county picked up some fine ass rich girls in smithhaven mall then drove over to Central islip and picked up some good weed but then got caught so i ended up in riverhead jail.

Suffolk County

A county in eastern Long Island where all the rich white people live
Guy 1: Where do you live?
Guy 2: I live in Suffolk County.
Guy 1: Oh, so you’re rich?

Guy 2: Yes, I am.
Suffolk County by FortniteFan368 October 29, 2018

Suffolk County

On Long Island,better than Nassau County. As long as you don't mind the sex offenders.
John: Hey let's go to Suffolk county!
Melody: Okay sounds like a sweet time.
Suffolk County by Caittx February 27, 2009

Suffolk (U.K County) 

Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...
<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Suffolk (U.K County) by Matt M April 11, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026