Howson 

When a shit almost kills you, this is a Howson.
There is going to toilet then there is going to Howson!
A Howson is so bad it has been known to evacuate buildings.

Legend says that Witches and Wizards use to curse people with the Howson's. Those cursed would be sent away to protect the village. To many a curse of the Howson's was a fate worse than death.

H O W S O N

"We have had to evacuate the building"
"Howcome?"
"Somebody unleashed a Howson"
"GOOD GOD!!!"

H O W S O N - Howson - Howson - Howson (Curse)

Howson by Howson123 June 24, 2017

Howson 

Fear incarnate, a cobination of judge dredd, darth vader, the Terminator, Agent Smith, Grammaton Cleric, Cheif Bobby, bounty hunter and witch hunter.

Iam the law!

Howson by Dicky Rogersall November 10, 2003

Howson 

Homosexual male who has no football skill.

I'm beginning to think that Jay-Jay Okocha is a bit of a howson

Howson by Fergus1991 December 16, 2008

Howson 

Pourer of scorn

There's Howson, pouring scorn on stuff.

Howson by Dudelookslikealady1990 October 1, 2016

Luke Howson 

Someone who is very short and has a small penis

Oh look he is a Luke Howson

Luke Howson by Harvey Worden September 13, 2020

Thomas Howson 

Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.

He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there

Who’s that Sexy Guy ?
Must be Thomas Howson

Thomas Howson by BigDon5000 December 1, 2021

Thomas Howson 

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S

‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’

Thomas Howson by biggychees December 5, 2021