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Monkey Dog 

A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick one Master and spend their entire life either trying to jump up their master's ass or dreaming about jumping up the master's ass. They are very intelligent and very stuburn. They know when they do wrong but just don't give a monkey's rat ass. They pretend to be sorry but don't you be fooled. Some Monkey Dogs have their own pet cats. These cats are refered to as "Monkey Dog Cats" because they are Monkey dog's cat. Monkey dog cats look like cats but they act like monkey dogs.
For Example when I walk into the house I scream "Where's My MONKEY DOG?" I turn arround and pull the monkey dog out of my ass. Not far away is Monkey dog cat staring intensly at the monkey dog.
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monkey dog 

a jive ass mini bladder with four legs and half an ass because the other half got et.

WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!
monkey dog : aka jack russell.
monkey dog by monkey dog dad February 18, 2009

Monkey Dog 

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow
Monkey Dog by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025

Monkey Dog Cat 

A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.
Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?

I love you nigga dog monkey 

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
A money dog is... Dog...With money, it collects hoes as it likes to fuck them too.
"Oh man, he is a real money dog.
Money Dog by Fagboi98-2901324 August 8, 2017

sup yo dog money 

orignated from the acronym SYDM (shut your damn mouth) but has become the nonsensical phrase for "what's happening/going on?"
"hey, sup yo dog money!"
sup yo dog money by f1menu October 22, 2008