A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.
Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!
by Mandy Herreid October 9, 2008
One of just a few places where bestiality is accepted and promoted, Incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. The word pet has been replaced by "sexual interest" as many have left the use of the opposite sex for lustful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. A place so bad that even Indians wont live there. Where men get boners when the rooster crows in the morning.
Goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. Just don't be surprised at the results from that std test.
by Gdale February 14, 2010
by Cass Man September 26, 2008