Humblectomy (Humble - ectomy) : Describing a conceded person who likes to brag about everything they do no matter how small or insignificant. As if they have had all of their humbleness removed forcefully.
"Our manager brags so much about his meaningless accomplishments that I think he had a Humblectomy when he got promoted."
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.