Black Forest Ham 

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.

When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.

Black Forest Ham by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021

Black Forest Ham 

When you go 'HAM' or go "Hard" but with a sense of shade towards a person, place, or thing.

At the start of the event, the event organizer went black forest ham, when he realized that the person he was introducing did not respect equality.

Black Forest Ham by MR. Ham, Black Forest Ham June 4, 2020

Black Forest Ham 

The dark thick forest downstairs ;]

This chick had a huge black forest ham !

Black Forest Ham by 123toothpaste123 January 16, 2009

Black Forest Hams 

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.

Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...

Black Forest Hams by William Nye November 2, 2009

black forest hammed 

the action of drinking excessively or the status of being blacked out.

"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"

black forest hammed by needy for a weedy shy guy October 12, 2009