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wooified 

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification
"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"
wooified by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)
Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.
Woofied by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022
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wogified 

A house or car which is altered to conform with a different ethnic style which is really out of place. Usually people doing this are completely unaware of how bad it is. Older generations are bad at this and this makes their children mad.
Someone put purple fluff on my GT Fords dashboard as a joke....boy is this car wogified. Mario put big white Corinthian columns each side of his front door...That nice house is ruined, it has been wogified.
wogified by Kinko Jnr October 15, 2019
Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.
The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.
Woofied by hew-more-us December 31, 2022
Woofied (wooo-feeed) Delmas dog Scooby Doo put woofies in her drink when she wasn't looking then when she was unconscious he humped her face until he ejaculated all over her head.
Woofied by Shaggyyy July 11, 2018

Wogified 

Modifying or redesigning an object or structure in a style that is influenced by the owner’s cultural background.
Oh man, those people wogified their house in Melbourne with Corinthian-style columns to make it look “Greek” 😂
Wogified by RogerNelson June 1, 2022
Her face looks foul like woofied
Woofied by Kiddextreme December 9, 2022