batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller September 18, 2008

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

barry bee batson friging killed half my squad in under 3 seconds

by May 29, 2023

Word deriving from the slang term 'batty' referring to one's bottom. The word provides a more formal alternative to the reference.

"How are you feeling today ma'am?", Charles asked.

"A severe pain in the batson has left me bed ridden, cancel all my obligations for the day".

by S Melsy Sutton September 10, 2022