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pop corks 

Verb. 1) To drink wine. 2) To imbibe. 3) To feel great. 4) To cast away the dilemmas and doldrums of this venomous world by opening an epic bottle of wine or champagne.
Matt: What a day.
Amy: No shit.
Matt: Can't believe we have to go to this staff dinner, it's a total Jihad.
Amy: Let's go get some wine, pop corks, and screw in the break room.
Matt: Done and done.

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Jason: This dude on Monday Night Football is a real asswipe.
Ryno: Korn-hole-zer? He's the worst of the worst.
Jason: I'm turning it off.
Ryno: Let's pop corks and call dem bitches.
Jason. Done and done.
pop corks by Rykirb November 1, 2008
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pop the corks 

When your wannabe-white trash friend gets excited about the upcoming year.
Jim: hey look at this post it say '420+420+420+69+69+69=2017' lmfao AYY POP THE CORKS!
Chuck: *facepalm
pop the corks by Basicwhitetarget December 30, 2016

Pop Cocks Popping Candy 

When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.
Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026