Red X’er 

A person who is given a simple task at his/her job. The most difficult part of the job is comparable to drawing a red X on a sheet of paper using a crayon. A person whose job could easily be given to either a chimpanzee or a preschooler.

“Can you give this work to Mike and make sure he has it done by Friday”

“Mike? He is a total Red X’er, you would be better off giving the work to my pet ferret”

Red X’er by LOMY November 4, 2008

Red X'er 

A person with very little working knowledge of the real world. A person whose job is to draw a red X to approximate a location on a map. A job given to chimpanzees to make them feel important.

“Hey Matt, how come that new girl in the office doesn’t do anything but paint her nails and talk on the phone?”

“Don’t mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesn’t do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break room”

Red X'er by Lomy October 18, 2008