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cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.
I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.
cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cuntslow 

1. If you are a cuntslow, you are aware of the definition. It is a trait that is birthed, not taught.

2. See pussy magnet.
JoJo and Scot are such cuntslows, it's so sexy; Malik, is certainly not.
cuntslow by Scot Fenton November 3, 2007

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntelope 

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate
After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.
cuntelope by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

cuntslap 

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy
Billy is a cuntslap.
cuntslap by Joe November 7, 2004

cuntslop 

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.
Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.
cuntslop by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004