Rowing With Joel 

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.

'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'

Rowing With Joel by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008