duck

A derogatory term used for guys that are about as cool as aids.
While we were at the local bar, this duck tried to hit on my girlfriend, and in the process spilled his beer all over her.
by Al G June 27, 2005
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by Var October 15, 2003
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by KBC January 07, 2003
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Cute little animal that is used as a sweet pet name for couples
Man: Hello duck!
Woman: Quack quack!
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Used as people fleeing. In a driveby, the people running would be ducks.
"every time a mac 11 bucks i'm killin at least seven ducks." - Big L
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A stinkbomb-like prank, created by shitting into a paper towel, wrapping it and twisting the ends (like a big joint). Also known as "the fart's big brother," the duck is then concealed in a hidden area, such as a hole in the wall, the back of a desk, behind a radiator, etc. The paper towel wrapper allows the duck to be stuffed into tight spaces without getting shit on one's hands. Cleverly hidden, it may take days to discover.

"Ducking" is usually planned in advance, but it sometimes occurs spontaneously (e.g. parties). In order to maximize effectiveness, the prior night is often spent drinking cheap beer and eating Mexican food.
"Fuck! Who dropped ass?"
"Ugh, what the fuck, it's been an hour and it still reeks!"
"Dude, I think there's a duck behind the radiator!"
by Water Jones March 27, 2009
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Is a guy/girl who is a sucka, will give you their money, do what you say doesnt have a mind of their own.
Ima call my duck up i need some money.

That nigga right there is a duck always kissin snoop ass.
by Angel Geezy February 08, 2005
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