s'moreing 

Combination of cum, shit, and grahm cracker thrown on a womans face.

S'moreing is while getting a blow job sitting down and you are about to cum, lift up and shart on her face, immediately after, cum on her face. Have a grahm cracker pre-staged, smash it up and throw it onto her face. After she recovers ask her if she wants s'more.

s'moreing by Wally0861 December 15, 2012

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Sailor's Morning Prayer 

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.

" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."

Sailor's Morning Prayer by bwaaaah October 8, 2009

S'moring 

Verb. The act of superfluously talking about, bringing up, or annoyingly gushing about a significant other in conversation. S'moring may appear in conversations about significant others but is especially prevalent in conversations where the significant other reference is somewhat obscure to the point of random. S'moring.

Ex1: I apologize, I'm S'moring. Tell me about you.

Ex2: Caitlin would not stop S'moring about Allison.

Ex3: Jessica s'mored all dinner. Lucky we love her.

S'moring by ThatAgirl July 11, 2012

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

S’moring

A homosexual act of four people. Stacking on top of each other, a black man and a white man are sandwiched between two Mexicans. The Mexican on top inserts his penis into the ass of the black man and the Mexican on the bottom inserts his penis into the ass of the white man. They then slowly slide their girth as deep as they can, as a way of sort of “melting” into each other.

“Man bro, you missed out on that party yesterday! Juan, Hose, Dave and Jaquan were S’moring all night!”

S’moring by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021

Satan's morning cumshot 

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

Satan's morning cumshot by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021