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chuff nugget 

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks
"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"
chuff nugget by Pax September 15, 2003

Chuff Nugget 

A nugget of shit that gets stuck and entangled in the hairs around your ass hole. And when you remove it is a solid piece of shit with lots if hairs stuck in it. That is a chuff nugget!!!
I just pulled a huge Chuff Nugget out of my ass!!!

cuff nugget 

The act of cupping your palm behind your ass in an attempt to "catch" the offending odor which seeps from the anus like a roving green cloud. Once properly captured, you then raise it to the victim's face while they have their attention diverted and open your steaming Christmas present with a flick of your wrist. Watch as your "friend" slowly drifts into a methane coma.
"wow bro, He didn't see that cuff nugget coming! He's going to taste that for days!"
cuff nugget by Schocker May 30, 2008