1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove
"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!
by P Sizzles September 5, 2008
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Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead
Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit
by A Black Jack August 28, 2008
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