"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in
trouble" -
Mom"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -
Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing
1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too
hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH