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When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.
Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

Chocopussylingus 

The act of inserting a chocolate item such as a Creme Egg or Malteser into a woman's vagina, then letting it melt a bit and licking out the contents. Very pleasureable act for both partners.
Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.
Chocopussylingus by smashy11 February 11, 2009

chocoshotgun 

Projectile or even explosive rectal ejection. Possibly resulting in a pink sock from exertion.

It's not a true chocoshotgun unless the blast spray is fine and well dispersed, potentially with remnants of your last meal. This is usually done against surfaces or in the corner of an alley.
Kevin couldn't contain himself anymore he was forced to unload the entire chamber of the chocoshotgun on the wall. All he had to say for himself was "now I have room for bdubs!"
chocoshotgun by Moxification August 17, 2018

Chocoshrooms 

Chocolate mushrooms. Instantly more awesome when it's realized that there are mushrooms in Super Mario Bros. And anyway, who doesn't love chocolate?
Chocoshrooms are quite possibly my favorite shape for chocolate.
Chocoshrooms by N@y May 9, 2013
Simply put, it is a lust for chocolate.
It's that overwhelming desire to indulge in the creamy richness of a gourmet bar of the most delicious chocolate you have ever known.
my chocolust is so strong that the haloween candy never makes it to the trick-or-treaters
Chocolust by badboybilly December 19, 2012
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ChocoMuss is so kawaii. Refer to MUSA
ChocoMuss by ChocoMuss December 14, 2021