Descrotilation 

The removal of ones scrotum by means of surgical procedure allowing the testes to simply hang loose.

John Waddell's scrotum was surgically removed and now he has a couple of eggs swinging between his legs. He has undergone descrotilation.

Descrotilation by Lee Daly October 11, 2008

Descrobulation 

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020