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A word used by a cashier who has been working entirely too long. After completing a transaction and telling people all day "Have a great day!" but realizing that it is now dark outside, the cashier attempts mid-sentence to say "Have a great night."
(receipt prints)

Cashier: "Have a great (inside cashier's head: Dude, its 9pm)...d'night.."

(Customer looks confused and walks away, cashier feels stupid)
d'night by Tacie October 9, 2008
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Funk’d by night 

A state you get in at night when you had to much to drink, when you get fucked up.

Funk’d is also a polite form for fucked up.
I always get funk’d by night
Funk’d by night by Biachaysray October 22, 2020
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Night Crew'd 

When Nightmare and his posse fuck your ass
"I just got Night Crew'd and I think I have aids now."
Night Crew'd by Nightmare_vZ January 5, 2022

One-night scran’d

The act of going to a persons home supposedly for a sexual fling but instead pretending to fall asleep only to awake in the middle of the night to eat the contents of the cupboards and fridge before fleeing.
I would have had breakfast but I was full from my one-night scran’d
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026