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hotkward 

When something is exceedingly awkward yet somehow strangely arrousing.
"When Jason's math teacher asked him if he knew what a motherfucker was in 7th grade, it was extremely hotkward!"
hotkward by amursoactor October 12, 2008
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A great mixture of extremely hot and awkward. But in a great way because people who are hot tend to be conceded and NOT awkward.. But the awkward people are the ones to be great friends.
"OMG he is totally hotward! Maybe hot and awkward can go together!" Robert Pattinson is hotward because he seems not as conceded as some celebrities but is indeed hot.
hotward by ~~•_•~~ December 12, 2013
adj. describing a hook-up that's suddenly (or not so suddenly) gotten very awkward. This doesn't have to be during the hook-up, it could become awkward after as well. Once the hook-up has been labeled a hookward experience we move to the noun definition.

noun: you label someone a hookward once they have become one through the process described above. Or when someone makes increasingly hookward advances that leave you feeling uncomfortable (and possibly creates an awkward tingling)
Person 1: yo brah, that shit was so hookward last night.
Person 2: what do you mean? the fact that you hooked up with your brothers best friend, while your brother was on the couch with you...and then moved your love-making to your brother's bed?!?!
Person 1: yea dude, i'm such a hookward fuck.
hookward by Whorus June 14, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026