Sheemie

Anything sexual, including a woman herself, a penis, a nipple, ANYTHING. Similar to jawn, but in a sexual manner.

Jon: So whats the plan for tonight?

Dom: After we are done fucking the sheemies, our sheemies will get sucked off!

by CobraLung October 8, 2008

Sheemy

When someone is shady as fuk and scheming.

Donald Trump is sheemy as fuk.

Bitches I work with be so sheemy.

by IKnowYouTookMyPictureConnie July 2, 2018