One fine - looking fella who has all the girls chasing him. Insanely athletic and with sweat that fuels plants to grow instantly. This unique creature also has several skillsets, used when required, and he is an ongoing process of gaining knowledge.
"OMG B LOOK AT THAT SEXY FUCKKER RUNNING LIKE A GOD"
"He's mine"
"He must be a Melad, what else could make all three of us drop our panties"
by dontusetherealnamebro July 27, 2018
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To Stress and Obsess unnecessarily about something trivial Especially a Female.
I was totally Melading today I checked my phone like every ten seconds to see if she texted me.
by Sugar Tank August 12, 2008
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the fatest person ever to exist on planet earth and he will never feel the touch of a woman
omg melad is so fat and ugly
by minmammaarvacker1337 November 23, 2021
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