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coco de mer

The greatest sex shop IN THE WORLD! you can get lost in there for hours, and as soon as you leave it you will be nostalgic. It's a magical world where men walk around naked with silk blindfolds on and women walk around either in leather dominatrix gear or in frilly delicate lingerie. Brandishing silver and crystal dildos.
coco de mer by hermaphrodite November 19, 2004
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Coco de Mer

The small rolls found on the booties of thick or plus-sized women, located just above the back of the thighs on the lower inner corner of either cheek; also referred to as fun figs, poon plums, clementines, chico fruit, sapodillas, gojiberries, guavas, and pawpaws; a “forbidden fruitcherished by all those attracted to women of robust stature
He was a true man. He longed for the sweet taste of her Coco de Mer.
Coco de Mer by bigbro2017 February 25, 2023

Coco-de-mer 

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.
Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.
Coco-de-mer by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008